From the south west…
Well it’s now been 7 smoke free weeks and I’ve started to tackle diet and excercise now as I feel ready for it. I’m using a fitness tracker watch and a phone app called MyFitnessPal. It’s really good as it tracks calories and excercise. It has pretty much all food in all portion sizes. You can also set goals with it. Mine is to lose a pound a week, last week I lost 3 pounds.
Happy new year to all you lovely people reading this, a bit late, I know but back and bad here with a new pic and updated profile..…
A belated merry Christmas to you all xxx
Yes, they are out in force this morning…
Yes, I know what you’re all thinking.. Perhaps a little early? I don’t think I could get anything to top this. I could be wrong, in which case we could end up with two twats today. It would appear school has officially broken up now. This one is from London, by the way. 250 miles away. God may love a tryer, however, I certainly don’t. Have a nice wank hun, if your reading this.
With this gem of a word and a wink emoji… Oh yes please, I’ll drive 460 miles and drop my knickers straight away!!
OK, so this is the fabswingers version of band aids feed the world… We had a lot of fun re-writing it.
Well, I have officially got a dating guru. He’s the very lush PP, typically up north again lol. Been posting convos from pof into our Kik chat for a man’s view on them. Its been interesting. If you’re reading this PP, nice tatts, I’d do you. Xxxx
Why is it two the nicest guys that I’d actually like to meet live hundreds of miles away? Both gorgeous and fit, tick all the boxes, F&B has gone back to France and H is back from Ireland but in a man cave up North lol. Life is mot fair sometimes. We are going with this for the Wanker Of The Week Award.
Ooh we have a twat of the day with this little gem… I don’t have an ass, if I did it probably wouldn’t take too kindly to being eaten lol.
OK, so after some discussion with fab friends, I’m introducing a new category called Wanker Of The Week. This will be the worst Twat Of The Day throughout the previous week’s nominees. Feel free to vote for your favourite Twat. There will be a special trophy icon for them but votes please on the best one to use are needed. Here are the pics of them. Please use the comment section under post to vote. xx
And, on a lighter note here’s something (hopefully!) a bit nicer..
And yes, I know its still quite early! Oohhh what a charming response! Well dear readers, I have indeed responded in kind.
It beggars belief how some so called adult males can actually function on their own in life without the help of a responsible adult. This bloody twat is a prime example of the wrong kind of men joining Fab of late…
Just a cheeky pic, I do love my whip lol, it likes naughty boys… 😉
Couldn’t sleep, so updated my profile on fab. Here’s the result, comments as to whether it’s clear would be greatly appreciated. Thanks in advance!
Jesus H Christ, just received this essay..